You may have read about some of my facebook rants before. Another year has come and gone, and I’m still not feelin’ the love for facebook. I have, however, been given a frightening look into the inner workings of my older children’s minds. Here are some of their recent status updates:
From Sarah:
Never waste a minute of your precious life by thinking about people you don’t like.
You know its a good firework show when the entire audience runs around screaming in the middle of it. 🙂
Word of advice: don’t laugh in the middle of a sand fight.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery and that’s why so is mankind.
From Daniel:
On the bright side, I passed the Range ‘test’. On the not so bright side, so did the person who was going the wrong way on a one-way road, the person who didn’t stop at the intersection, the person who…
Yay Thursday!!! Yay Arizona!!! Yay Industrial Design!!! Yay Cereal!!! Yay Orange Juice!!! Yay Everything!!!
And here’s a status update from me, but that’s not the good part. Read Sarah’s comment below.
Jennifer Martin James ”I think
Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could
identify their corporate sponsors.” –Samantha Stephens
Sarah Katherine James
When I first read this I saw “I think” and then it was blank and I thought, “how fitting” 🙂
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I have to live with the snarkiness every day. Do you feel sorry for me yet?
By the way, that fireworks show she was taking about? Was AWESOME.
Keeping Up With the Jameses 
Mommy, didn’t I tell you how you could press the ‘print screen’ button on the top-right section of the keyboard, and then crop the picture of anything you want from your screen?
Daniel – You told me, but you didn’t show me. 😛
LOL. Your kids crack me up. What a lucky mom you are. 😉