Hello All. Still here. Still breathing.
The following conversation just took place in my house:
Friend #1: (Looking in disgust at our geriatric, arthritic cat.) Your cat is really ratty.
Daniel: I know. We need to soak her in olive oil.
Friend #2: (In complete seriousness.) Olive oil is expensive.
Friend #1: You should use vegetable oil.
Friend #2: Wait – why are you soaking your cat in olive oil?
Daniel: I googled it. It will help with her skin condition.
Friend #1: Wow. There’s a google out there for everything.